Random Thoughts About My Grill

I've been paying so much attention to the bottom chompers and side snaggles, that I didn't realize how much the buck teeth have moved!  Today I was staring obsessively in the mirror at my teeth trying to make sure I brushed them good enough when all of a sudden I found myself gasping "Oh my gosh!" "Jigga what?" "Jigga who?"

I was overjoyed when I noticed the little a-shape at the bottom of my two front teeth was closing up.  In the spirit of neurotic flossing, I also noticed spaces that were once tight are loosening up which means (drum roll please) the teeth are turning!  It's so awesome.  I heart braces :) 

I can't wait to see what my Ortho says about them.  I am wondering if maybe, just maybe I will get them off sooner.  They seem to be moving fast.  I was thinking that I would make some awesome jewelry out the brackets and wires at the end of this journey.  I kid, I kid.  Or am I???

Let's see, after I get them off I will get them whitened and I want the whitest white.  I want to light the way at night!  Then, I want to wear red lipstick to emphasize the whiteness.  Then, I'll look into a possible career as an extra in a toothpaste or mouthwash commercial.  So many plans for me and my grill.  I kid, I kid.  Or am I??? ;)